Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Hagerstown High School, our version of Twin Peaks

I was inspired to post this by my new friend Abbey, can't help it!
So my high school was screwed up on SO many levels! Let's do the list!
1.) Flake's flix...an English teacher made a porn w/ his wife and his son got a hold of it and spread it around
2.) Cozad bangs some girl (run to the border w/ chico)
3. Glaze marries one of the Harrison girls
4.) Beeson marries another Harrison girl
5.) Reagan marries a cheerleader
6.) Oliger was just a straight perv.....
7.) The band director married a classmate, yeah u weren't doin nething before wtfe?!!
8.) McGrath gets busted getting head in a public park w/ a DUDE!!!!
This is in a town of 2000. Did I grow up in Twin Peaks?! WTF?
As always thanks for listening and God bless!

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